Life in Singapore

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>  Subject: Life in Singapore
> >>
> >> What is life like living in Singapore ?
> >> 
> >> In Singapore, living in Highly Dangerous Building (HDB), most people
> >> have already gotten used to the Pay And Pay (PAP) life, not only pay,
> >> you
> >> Pay Until Broke (PUB). If that is not enough,somebody still Purposely
> >> Want
> >> to Dig (PWD) from you. What can you do if you are in the Money Only
> >> Environment (MOE).With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you 
> are
> >> forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA) which makes some people to 
> Purposely
> >> Owe Some Banks (POSB) and live on Loan Techniques Always (LTA).When 
> you
> >> are sick, you might be able to use the Cash Prior to Funeral(CPF)fund 
> if
> >> you happen to be admitted to the Money Operating Hospital(MOH) on 
> time.
> >> If you are in sure bad
> >> luck,you may meet the doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you 
> and
> >> that would make you to Sure Give up Hope (SGH). When that happens, 
> Call
> >> Home, you deserve a better place to recuperate.To help to ease the
> >> traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway(COE). If that don't
> >> help, the Lousy Tax Accounting (LTA), can always Everytime Raise 
> Price
> >> (ERP) on the road. If you don't own a car, you can
> >> always go for the Mad Rush to the Train (MRT) and get squashed Side 
> By
> >> Side.(SBS)
> >>